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Showing posts with label Thelma & Louise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thelma & Louise. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

BITCOIN GETS “MONKEY HAMMERED”!

“Everything looks good out the front window … what can go wrong!?”

I guess today’s BTC trading has made up for yesterday’s lackluster session, and it
didn’t take long for SHTF once 10K got violated on the downside [less than a
minute] … and from there, round up the usual retail spec suspects with sell stops
to provide every bit of downside action of about $800 worth … of course, which
should be obvious by now but isn’t, don;t place your stops with everybody else
out there trading, cuz if you do when they get whacked, you get whacked right
along with ‘em.

What’s notable about today, is that when SHTF the bid/offer at COINEXX went
absolutely basket of retarded kittens on meth … the bid/offer spread balloons out
to $40 - $80+, and makes it untradeable … meanwhile at BaseFEX, the spread
hung in the $7 range, plus or minus a few cents … and it’s why I said before,
while COINEXX is great when conditions are normal, they aren’t so good when
SHTF, and it;s why you need some BTC at both places, so you’re not locked out
of the action when things get a little steamy.

… until tomorrow mi amigos … Onward & Upward!!

Have a great day everybody!

-vegas


Wednesday, May 20, 2020

BTC IS THE VACCINE AGAINST GOVERNMENT

“Dear Elmer: Try the crypto space for some good hunting!”

Third day in a row [so far] BTC is locked into a very tight range, with 2 doji’s
preceding today on the daily candlestick … markets basically quiet everywhere,
and so far today after 15+ hours, BTC with a measly $214 range … and when you
start to get conditions like this, algorithm parameters start collapsing in on
themselves, and you have to be very, very careful about minor price fluctuations
causing “false positives” … every market needs a certain level of IVIX, and right
now BTC is scraping the bottom of the barrel, and what that means for your
trading is to lower your trade expectations until the market changes and things
get more volatile.

A couple of brutal “Thelma & Louise” downdrafts in the NYSE session, that
specifically saw 2 M1”s get monkey hammered lower, no doubt on sell stops
below the last couple of day’s lows … however, both led to algorithm scalps from
the long side right afterwards, and once again patience & discipline in waiting for
BTC to “do its thing” will reward you with profit.

This afternoon at @ 2 PM EST sees the FED minutes released … not sure if this
will have an impact on BTC, but it’s there nevertheless and you need to be
situationally aware of what’s going on in the broader scheme of things … and
now that the sell stops have been wiped off the order books, the market literally
dies in its tracks … this is what’s known as the “loser formation”, cuz if you got
caught the wrong way, good luck making anything back when there’s no range to
trading for minutes on end … it’s been in about a $20 range for the last hour, and
that M1 stop hunt had a range of approximately $236 … and everybody who got
caught is now sitting there and saying, “well that was fucking cute, now what?
… how do I make any of this back”? … HINT: you don’t! … but if you had the
algorithm, you wouldn’t be in the mess you find yourself in, cuz there’s no way
you would have been long into either M1 break!

… until tomorrow mi amigos … Onward & Upward!!

Have a great day everybody!

-vegas




Wednesday, January 29, 2020

MORE OF THE SAME, JUST A DIFFERENT DAY

“Sums up crude oil & crypto pretty well, IMHO!”

Any way you want to slice the oil trade, it’s nothing but a continuation
day-after-day of the same shit … blow the shorts out and rally, then blow the
longs out with a “Thelma & Louise” … pick your poison ...  geopolitics, OPEC, oil
inventories reports, etc., it doesn’t matter cuz the market won’t discriminate in
screwing you … it’s been so long since oil has been in some kind of trend, I
forgot what it looks like … simply back & forth between $52 - $60, with the
occasional blimp on either side to hunt stops, it’s nothing but a “meat grinder”,
best left alone … and quite frankly, given the trading conditions versus other
markets, for example NDX100 at PRIMEXBT, you have  a much better shot of
making money in an “88/6/6” market with better trading conditions than you do
in oil … and I don’t see oil getting any better anytime soon.

For crypto, specifically BTC, it’s simply too expensive to trade … if you’re wrong
on the trade, that $10 - $13 cost is gonna bite … quite frankly, given the cost
structure of crypto exchanges, and taking into account the need to hedge and fill
customer orders, I don’t see the costs coming down soon … someday they will,
but for now most places that trade crypto heavily have a -0.025% “maker fee” and
a 0.075% “taker fee”, and that’s if they are aggressively competitive for traders
… PRIMEXBT comes in at 0.05% on each trade, so they simply cut the middle
… that’s not gonna change until factors outside their control within the industry
change as well … so don’t look for crypto to get much cheaper this year.

… until tomorrow mi amigos … Onward & Upward!!

Have a great day everybody!

-vegas


Friday, December 27, 2019

GENERALLY SPEAKING, HOLIDAY MARKETS SUCK

“When a trader gives up, walks out into the snow, and tries to die!”

Not much to cheer about if you’re trying to trade crypto or crude oil this week,
and today sees PRIMEXBT bid/offer crude oil spreads blow out to 6 cents a
barrel … “Yup, I was all over ‘em like hot sauce in chili”! … I realize it’s Holiday
time, and markets are thin, but this shit is ridiculous … I mean, oil is dead
anyway, with IVIX going “Thelma & Louise” “bigly & yuge”, but still.

Crypto meanwhile, BTC specifically, simply meandering around 7200 - 7300 and
its range this week hasn't been anything to write home to Mom about … both
spaces getting wrung out to dry, and if you attempt to trade in this you’re nuts.

Outta here early … can’t stand watching paint dry … blog update on Sunday
… until then mi amigos … Onward & Upward!! 

Have a great weekend everybody!

-vegas


Friday, November 29, 2019

OOPS! … VLAD IS SHORT OIL … CRYPTO VAULTS

“My profits from trading simply blind ordinary humans!”

Well, that’s easy … get short oil, send out hack to drop a hint the Ruskies ain’t
on board for extending production cuts at next week’s OPEC+ meeting, sit back
and watch WTI & Brent go “Thelma & Louise”, cover at some point, and take
the millions to the bank … see how simple this is? And the only reason the
Saudi’s are pissed, is cuz Vlad got a better short entry on his trades before
spilling the beans … you snooze, you lose!

And while it isn’t U.S. Government, FED inspired manipulation, it’s the usual
bullshit that haunts oil when thugs, dictators, & various presidents who have
oil in the ground, open their Pie Holes and wax eloquent on oil for their own
benefit … it’s something you got to deal with.

So while the world markets diddle around cuz the U.S. has a Holiday, and what a
wonderful excuse for a 4 or 5 day weekend, crypto acts its usual manic self and
puts in another decent range today … so far as I write, about a $463 range, or
about a 7% notional range … outside of oil, which had some vlad news that
smacked it, what else even got out of bed today? … right, NADA! … doesn’t make
any sense to attempt to trade shit that is manipulated and has had its VIX
destroyed by central bankers … you here to make money or what? … seriously,
it’s not a rhetorical question.

PRIMEXBT can get you moving in the right direction …. No KYC, deposit /
withdraw in BTC [the world’s most valuable currency], and sign up through my
referral link in the right hand column and get a 35% deposit bonus to boot
… I mean seriously, WTF is it you want me to do for you? … 1) you get the very
best place to trade crypto, 2) privacy & anonymity cuz no KYC, and if you want
to trade other markets, they’re here at PRIMEXBT, and 3) fund your account and
you get the TC for FREE … follow the directions of the algorithms, and make a
shipload of money! … you’re gonna need a bigger ship!

Blog update on Sunday … until then mi amigos … Onward & Upward!!

Have a great weekend everybody!

-vegas


Tuesday, October 1, 2019

DEMAND, DEMAND, DEMAND … THERE AIN’T ANY

“Crude Oil simplified!”

Oil in the $53 handle now … and if you keep trying to buy this market, prayer
might be your only avenue … another “sigma” miss out of the ISM report this
morning drubbing oil “Thelma & Louise” style … almost hit the $52 handle, and
the only thing keeping oil above $50 is the threat of Iran … other than that, rallies
come on stock market bounces, but once that’s over with, oil reacts quickly to
the downside … it’s a trading market folks, play it accordingly … nothing new
under the sun.

Until tomorrow mi amigos … Onward & Upward!!

Have a great day everybody!

-vegas


Tuesday, September 17, 2019

OIL GOES FULL RETARD

“What it’s like to trade crude oil!”

Well, weekend events certainly have changed the oil dynamic, haven’t they?
… and while you couldn’t blame oil producers for wanting to hedge a 20%
windfall that came on Monday’s open, for the spec community I’d switch my
focus to positioning myself from the long side for a good long while … sure, the
Saudi’s today announced they’d be down for a couple of weeks rather than
months as expected, and WTI oil went “Thelma & Louise” for 8 minutes to the
tune of $3 per barrel to the downside, but now that that’s over with, I’d be very
careful about trying to sell rallies here … and here in the early PM, the Saudi’s
again pouring fuel on longs, as their oil minister announces full production of
oil is back NOW … ouch if you got caught in this.

It would be nice to have an oil CFD that worked, but apparently that’s too much to
ask for from the likes of the scumbag LP’s at Turnkey & Coinexx … 7 - 8 cents for
a bid/offer spread is a total rip off and they know it, and my guess is that it’s
gonna be awhile before we see anything reasonable, if ever.

The risk here, obviously, is for an escalation of the attacks on the Saudi’s oil
facilities, and that would only mean sharply higher price within seconds, and that
can happen anytime day or night. Play it from the long side mi amigos!!

Until tomorrow mi amigos … Onward & Upward!!

Have a great day everybody!

-vegas


Tuesday, September 10, 2019

OIL “PUMPS & DUMPS”

“Aliens with oil is the only answer!”

Crude “pumps & dumps” today, on the bogus ChiCom headline that hit markets
right before Lunch in New York … so what else is new? … rocketing skyward
above $58, then going “Thelma & Louise” down near $57 … never underestimate
the power of oil to go anywhere the hell it wants … this market is like a runaway
freight train, where nobody knows where it will stop and turn around.

But, here we are around $57 … nothing new under the sun.

Until tomorrow mi amigos … Onward & Upward!!

Have a great day everybody!

-vegas


Thursday, July 18, 2019

THOSE PESKY RUSKIES!

“The oil rally that is!”

Well, seems the Ruskies, are pumping every last drop of oil they can get out of the
ground … wait, wut? … I thought everybody agreed to extended production cuts at
the latest OPEC meeting … bwahahahaha.

So, just another $2.50 drubbing to the downside, and I’m not sure “Thelma &
Louise” have hit bottom yet … I wonder where Vlad & the boys will cover their
shorts?

Onto tomorrow … until then mi amigos … Onward & Upward!!

Have a great day everybody!

-vegas